The other day in the car Max started asking me questions about last names. This is how the conversation went down.
Max: What is Devon's last name?
Me: Williams
Max: What is Aaron's last name?
Me: Williams
Max: They are the same?
Me: Yes, they are the same like you, Bo & Sam. You are all Maddens. I am a Madden and Daddy is a Madden. Families have the same last name. But I was an Ohlendorf before I married Daddy. The girl usually takes the boy's name when they get married. I became a Madden because Daddy shared his name with me. Just like Nana was a Pritchard before she was an Ohlendorf, Mrs. Becky was a Vinton before she got married. Do you know what Grandma was before she got married?
Max: An Old Maid.
Bawahahahahaha!