No, I Don't Have Pnuts!

Today Max witnessed me hovering over a port-a-potty at the park and was shocked that I "peed out of my butt" instead of my pnuts.  I tried to explain that boys have penises and girls have vaginas but the level of comprehension just wasn't there.  Plus hearing Sam say "vagina" cracked me up so much that before I could explain further they were already into the mud puddles and done with the phenomenon.  Thank goodness for short attention spans and my apparent inability to hold a poker face with anything poop, fart or vagina related.