So, I got shot with a fart gun tonight. Yep. A FART GUN.
Oh, What's a fart gun, you ask?
Apparently it is when a buck naked 5 or 3 year old bends over at his waist and puts his head on the floor while using his hands to spread his butt cheeks apart and aim farts at you or his enemy brother while screaming "FART GUN!" and laughing hysterically.
WTF?! Where do they come up with this stuff and what on Earth am I in for?