Sunday, June 29, 2014

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Friday, May 9, 2014

Maxism

The other day in the car Max started asking me questions about last names.  This is how the conversation went down.

Max:  What is Devon's last name?
Me:    Williams
Max:  What is Aaron's last name?
Me:   Williams
Max: They are the same?
Me:   Yes, they are the same like you, Bo & Sam.  You are all Maddens.  I am a Madden and Daddy is a Madden.  Families have the same last name.  But I was an Ohlendorf before I married Daddy.  The girl usually takes the boy's name when they get married.  I became a Madden because Daddy shared his name with me.  Just like Nana was a Pritchard before she was an Ohlendorf,  Mrs. Becky was a Vinton before she got married.  Do you know what Grandma was before she got married?
Max:  An Old Maid.

Bawahahahahaha!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Maxism

On the way home from preschool today Max was telling me all about his art project.  I am still laughing.

Max:  "Olivia drew me and Adam really really small so I drew her really really dead."


Saturday, March 29, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Leaving On A Jet Plane

Sam and Max flew me all over the world yesterday.  I really wanted to go to Hawaii but they said we couldn't land because there were too many bad guys.  Dammit.