Showing posts with label Sammy-Says. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sammy-Says. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Sammy Says #4
Sam kicked Bo today because he was mad at him. I sent him to his room and when I went in there to talk to him about it, this is how it went down:
Me: Why did you kick him?
Sam: Because he turned off the tv in the middle of the show.
Me: It's ok to be mad. I would be mad too, but what's a better way you could have handled it?
Sam: I could have hit him.
Me: Why did you kick him?
Sam: Because he turned off the tv in the middle of the show.
Me: It's ok to be mad. I would be mad too, but what's a better way you could have handled it?
Sam: I could have hit him.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sammy-Says #3
Sam: Why is my wiener so big?
Me: That just happens some times.
Grandma: Do you have to go potty? Sometimes that means you need to pee.
Sam: No it means I need to take my hands off of it.
Me: That just happens some times.
Grandma: Do you have to go potty? Sometimes that means you need to pee.
Sam: No it means I need to take my hands off of it.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
The Things They Say
I have not been very good lately about writing down all the funny things the kids say but here are a few of late:
- Bo often refers to last night as "yesternight"
- Bo told me he needed the finger clippers because he had a hang nail on his "toe thumb" (aka big toe)
- Every time Max sees Daddy after it's been awhile (first thing in the morning, when Wes gets home from work, etc) he runs up to him and says in the cutest of voices, "You Funny!"
- Yesterday Bo was pulling down Sam's swim trunks in the hot tub and trying to put snow down them and
I told him we don't play with other people's bottoms or weiners. Sam looked up nodding his head in agreement and said, "Yeah Bo, because they are our projects!"
Me: Our projects?
Sam: Yes, our projects!
Me: Oh, our privates. Yes, you're right. They are our PRIVATES.
Man, I love these kids! :)
- Bo often refers to last night as "yesternight"
- Bo told me he needed the finger clippers because he had a hang nail on his "toe thumb" (aka big toe)
- Every time Max sees Daddy after it's been awhile (first thing in the morning, when Wes gets home from work, etc) he runs up to him and says in the cutest of voices, "You Funny!"
- Yesterday Bo was pulling down Sam's swim trunks in the hot tub and trying to put snow down them and
I told him we don't play with other people's bottoms or weiners. Sam looked up nodding his head in agreement and said, "Yeah Bo, because they are our projects!"
Me: Our projects?
Sam: Yes, our projects!
Me: Oh, our privates. Yes, you're right. They are our PRIVATES.
Man, I love these kids! :)
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Sammy-Says #2
In the Anchorage airport after going poop in the potty, which is a fairly new phenomenon for him:
SAM: Look, there's 2. They're like pickles!!
SAM: Look, there's 2. They're like pickles!!
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
All About Sam
Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. There's just something special about Sam. I'm not sure if it's the age or just Sam being Sam, but he is so damn cute. All I want to do is gobble him up in my arms and squeeze him. He makes me laugh. Oh he makes me laugh . . .sometimes just by looking at him, sometimes by the off the wall things that spurt out of his mouth, and sometimes for no apparent reason. Don't get me wrong, he's still two and destructive and physically rough and mean to Maxy but all that is overshadowed by his pure and genuine Sammyness.
From him prancing around the house in my high heals, to him always wanting to be nakey, he definitely marches to his own drum. It is this individualism that I so admire and hope he never loses.
And here is my attempt to write it all down to capture his cuteness forever.
SAMMY SAYS . . .
driving in to town after many dark days in January Sam: The sun is awake.
my favorite: Sam: [burp] I just tooted in my mouth!
While in line with me at a local sandwich shop a group of ladies walked in. Sam turned his head, put up his claws, lunged toward them and growled like a very loud dinosaur. And that was it.(but in true Sam form, it made them all giggle)
Sam:[burp] You excuse me!
While I am wearing a pinkish coat and yellow pony tail holder in the car Sam:Why you have yellow in your hair? You need pink or purple.
And today, while changing his diaper after eating a ton of peanuts (also remember, the boys call their penises, "peanuts") Me:Wow, you pooped out peanuts. Sam:No, I pooped out my butt!
SAMMY DOES . . . Here are some more things about Sam that I also want to remember:
- Absolutely loves "Tom & Jerry"
- Is Mr. Social. Not afraid of people at all. Might even follow a complete stranger around the store just because.
- Is salty not sweet. Prefers popcorn or chips over ice cream. Sausage over pancakes.
- Loves to do the Nakey Dance.
- Loves to smack his peanuts while doing the above mentioned Nakey Dance.
- Is a total Daddy's Boy. Always wants to be where Daddy is and to help with every man project possible (split wood, mow the yard, shovel snow)
- Is a goer. Never wants to be left at home.
- Can drive a snowmachine by himself and not crash (usually). All the throttle all the time.
- Is a music lover and has great moves.
- Sleeps with "bunny" and "other bunny." - Can eat half a cheese pizza (dipped in ranch)
- Loves crackers and cream cheese but hates cheese
- His favorite sandwich is bread with mustard and mayonnaise and that's it
- Prefers apple juice over orange juice - Has eaten more chicken nuggets at age 2.5 than anybody should in their entire lifetime
- Likes to wear my shoes
- Can not catch a ball or throw one very well for that matter either.
- Can dish it out but not take it. Loves to hit and kick Bo, wrestle Max and sit on his head, but cries every time they do it to him.
- Does not have a temper.
- Couldn't care less about potty training.
- Runs up and tackles Wes every time he comes home from work screaming "Daddy!!"
- Absolutely hates to get his hair cut.
- Riding in Daddy's truck makes him happier than anything else and more devastated than anything else when he can't.
- Can count to 10 (kind of) and can sing most of the ABC's.
- Is fascinated with guns and weapons but also loves playdoh and Lego's.
- Not a fort guy.
- Will not eat an egg of any kind. Or rice or yogurt.
- Can play in the shower for an hour and still not want to get out.
- Likes gum.
- Loves to tell stories. Known as "Motor Man" by some.
- Says "Oh My Cow!" instead of "oh my goodness" or "holy cow"
From him prancing around the house in my high heals, to him always wanting to be nakey, he definitely marches to his own drum. It is this individualism that I so admire and hope he never loses. And here is my attempt to write it all down to capture his cuteness forever.
SAMMY SAYS . . .
driving in to town after many dark days in January Sam: The sun is awake.
my favorite: Sam: [burp] I just tooted in my mouth!
While in line with me at a local sandwich shop a group of ladies walked in. Sam turned his head, put up his claws, lunged toward them and growled like a very loud dinosaur. And that was it.(but in true Sam form, it made them all giggle)
Sam:[burp] You excuse me!
While I am wearing a pinkish coat and yellow pony tail holder in the car Sam:Why you have yellow in your hair? You need pink or purple.
And today, while changing his diaper after eating a ton of peanuts (also remember, the boys call their penises, "peanuts") Me:Wow, you pooped out peanuts. Sam:No, I pooped out my butt!
SAMMY DOES . . . Here are some more things about Sam that I also want to remember:
- Absolutely loves "Tom & Jerry"
- Is Mr. Social. Not afraid of people at all. Might even follow a complete stranger around the store just because.
- Is salty not sweet. Prefers popcorn or chips over ice cream. Sausage over pancakes.
- Loves to do the Nakey Dance.
- Loves to smack his peanuts while doing the above mentioned Nakey Dance.
- Is a total Daddy's Boy. Always wants to be where Daddy is and to help with every man project possible (split wood, mow the yard, shovel snow)
- Is a goer. Never wants to be left at home.
- Can drive a snowmachine by himself and not crash (usually). All the throttle all the time.
- Is a music lover and has great moves.
- Sleeps with "bunny" and "other bunny." - Can eat half a cheese pizza (dipped in ranch)
- Loves crackers and cream cheese but hates cheese
- His favorite sandwich is bread with mustard and mayonnaise and that's it
- Prefers apple juice over orange juice - Has eaten more chicken nuggets at age 2.5 than anybody should in their entire lifetime
- Likes to wear my shoes
- Can not catch a ball or throw one very well for that matter either.
- Can dish it out but not take it. Loves to hit and kick Bo, wrestle Max and sit on his head, but cries every time they do it to him.
- Does not have a temper.
- Couldn't care less about potty training.
- Runs up and tackles Wes every time he comes home from work screaming "Daddy!!"
- Absolutely hates to get his hair cut.
- Riding in Daddy's truck makes him happier than anything else and more devastated than anything else when he can't.
- Can count to 10 (kind of) and can sing most of the ABC's.
- Is fascinated with guns and weapons but also loves playdoh and Lego's.
- Not a fort guy.
- Will not eat an egg of any kind. Or rice or yogurt.
- Can play in the shower for an hour and still not want to get out.
- Likes gum.
- Loves to tell stories. Known as "Motor Man" by some.
- Says "Oh My Cow!" instead of "oh my goodness" or "holy cow"
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Sammy-Says #1
I have always loved keeping track of all the funny, strange and cute things Bo says and now it is time to start doing the same for Sam. Sam has been talking for quite awhile now and is usually the one who has me laughing all day but more from the things he does rather than the things he says. However, he's still a kid and spurts out some pretty fun stuff every now and then so from here on out I will do my best to capture them.
1) Sam: (While squinting) I need go to eye doctor.
Me: The eye doctor? How come?
Sam: Because my leg hurts.
And while I'm thinking about Sam, here are a few things that define Sam lately:
-always walking around with his shoes on the wrong feet and quite often un-matching ones (typically one rain boot and one snow boot)
-prefers to be naked
-always slightly awkward but in a really cute way
-has the personality and smile to light up a room
-never wants to be left behind. If anyone goes down stairs, or outside, or leaves our house, he wants to go too. Grass is always greener. "go too! me go tooooo!"
-loves to tell stories with tons of sound effects. Sometimes it's only sound effects and arm motions, especially when talking on the phone, and generally an airplane is involved.
1) Sam: (While squinting) I need go to eye doctor.
Me: The eye doctor? How come?
Sam: Because my leg hurts.
And while I'm thinking about Sam, here are a few things that define Sam lately:
-always walking around with his shoes on the wrong feet and quite often un-matching ones (typically one rain boot and one snow boot)
-prefers to be naked
-always slightly awkward but in a really cute way
-has the personality and smile to light up a room
-never wants to be left behind. If anyone goes down stairs, or outside, or leaves our house, he wants to go too. Grass is always greener. "go too! me go tooooo!"
-loves to tell stories with tons of sound effects. Sometimes it's only sound effects and arm motions, especially when talking on the phone, and generally an airplane is involved.
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